The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever

"I. A Fast-Fish belongs to the party fast to it.

II. A Loose-Fish is fair game for anybody who can soonest catch it.

But what plays the mischief with this masterly code is the admirable brevity of it, which necessitates a vast volume of commentaries to expound it."

Musing: This is one of my favorite chapters. In this simple set of two rules, so much is said. Define sex. Define obscenity. Define loyalty. Simple words necessitate vast volumes!